life of a young baron...

updates!

2011-01-10T05:29:00.001-08:00

yea its been awhile since i blog.. here goes man..

seriously i dunno where to start.. lets begin wif some updates on my 2010 bday..

im glad dat it goes the way i planned since the beginning of 2010.. theres a big 21st bday for me.. nice atmosphere.. food.. drinks... alcohols ;) hahah!! we end the day by counting down for xmas at my place after dinner at barsaga.. my frens and i lighted up some fireworks to brighten the sky ones the clock hits 12am.. as conclusion... it was the best bday ever.. not forgetting a cake baked by a fren dat was seriously a surprise when she passed me during xmas eve morning b4 we head out to lunch... she came to my place and texted me to come out and....

TADA!!! (my bro said it looks like a wheel at dis angle.. hahah!)

(Finally someone understands wads the meaning of sumtin money cant buy... :D)
she passed me dis oreo cheese cake which most ppl said its delicious.. and my niece loves it the most.. LOL!!! thanks ;)

yea... dats all for the year 2010.. hope to have time to blog bout year 2011.. see ya!!! hahaha

life

2010-03-24T16:29:00.001-07:00

when theres love... theres always tears...

nope...

2010-03-23T07:31:00.000-07:00

u once told me... i deserve better.... the prob is... i dont... bcos.. ure the BEST... and i dont deserve u... ure so different dats wad make u best.. dui bu qi... wo bu pei...

im late...

2010-03-22T01:58:00.000-07:00

yeap... im 2 weeks late from V day... its suppose to be 14th Feb... but i sent u roses on 4th march... haha i had a hard time searching for blue colored roses... but finally found it.. hahah but im sorry... cos receiving it causes u to quarrel wif somebody dat nite... giving u the roses seems like a top secret mission... we have to wait till both of our parents r out... i have to speed just to collect the roses and send to ur house... but... the look at ur face... ure smiling... its priceless... =)

yup... blue roses means the unattainable... and impossible... i guess... dats the reason i send u this roses....

i onli wan..... u to b happy...

its ok if im unhappy... but i promise u... i will... try to make u happy even if we are not meant to b together...

do take good care of urself when ure away studying....
we will one day meet again... if god is kind enuf..

so near yet so far.....

2010-03-16T03:59:00.000-07:00

i still remember... the text u sent me during chap go meh after playing fireworks outside ur house... saying u wish to have good grades.... able to know which course to study.. wan a cute lil pet to sayang... a pink phone... and to b happy and healthy... im so sorry.... cos im not the one u choose to make u happy... instead when i heard u crying on the phone dat nite.. after listening to songs played on my laptop... i realised... i cant make u happy... i can pray for ur grades... i can guide u with ur education.. i can get u a pet... i can buy u a phone.... but i guess.... ive just have to wait... sorry~ M

mindset

2010-03-04T08:11:00.001-08:00

its hard to b a good guy.... but at least i try...

hmm....

2010-03-04T08:05:00.001-08:00

theres always 1st time for everything... just make sure u do it rite..

feelings

2010-03-04T08:01:00.002-08:00

knowing too much hurts... and yet we still wana know

question...

2010-03-04T08:01:00.001-08:00

r u happy with ur life??

eyes

2010-03-04T07:59:00.002-08:00

seeing is believing... but not everything we see is real..

the word

2010-03-04T07:59:00.001-08:00

TRUST is a very powerful word..

huh??

2010-03-04T07:58:00.001-08:00

good ppl will b blessed.... dats called karma

reality???

2010-03-04T07:57:00.002-08:00

everything starts wif a dream...

how??

2010-03-04T07:57:00.001-08:00

the onli way to b happy... is to think dat u r happy....

why??

2010-03-03T20:13:00.000-08:00

it hurts seeing the person u like with another guy.... and shes not happy...

quote from a loser

2010-02-14T08:36:00.000-08:00

to love someone doesnt mean u have to be with him/her... as long as he/she is happy... u will also b happy...

WHAT!!??

2010-02-06T00:01:00.000-08:00

haha dis is wad happens if u try to pretend wad u r not...

the fact which most ppl dont practice...

2010-02-05T23:58:00.000-08:00

if most ppl think dis way..... the world would be a better place.. =(

THE DAY TO THE BIODIESEL SUMTIN SUMTIN... hahah

2010-02-05T23:26:00.000-08:00

On a stupid rainy day... i received a call from my office.. saying theres an invitation card for me to the FIRST BIODIESEL PLANT in Sarawak... owh kay~ haha.. WITHOUT ME!! THEY CANT OPERATE!! ALL THE HANDLING MATERIALS THERE ARE UNDER ME!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!! *evil grins*... lol

at first i thought it was boring to be there.. but WTH... just go.. mayb i could have the chance to know more people out there who are usefull in my field... the invitation card is GREEN... hahah

YES!!! I AM VIP!!

MR. BARON... hahahha!!!

the shit thing is... when i arrived.. i was raining heavily... luckily.. they supply us umbrellas... hahahah!! there was alot of big shot ppl there.. i assume im the youngest there... LOL! and theres alot of ppl from the kampung sitting outside the place... BOO!! hahaha

the main entrance was so grand.. making me have to walk pass a red carpet with the BOD and staffs at the side.. damn... theres even cameras everywhere... WOW!! I FEEL SO FAMOUS.. hahah!! theres various type of tv stations there too.. i mean.. the reporters... heheh

all of us had to wait for almost one and a half hours for the CM to arrive... ARRRGGHHH!!! time wasted... lol

theres ntg special about the event... just plain boring introduction about BIODIESEL and ends with the CM giving mock cheques to the head of a few "kampung" ard dat area... YADA YADA YADA!!! heres a two pix of the event.. haha

Biodiesel Plant...

Can u spot the CM?? haha (sat at the back roll cos it was easier for me to escape... hahah!!)

URGH!!! my blog is starting to bored readers... mayb i should try a few funny and lame post for the next one... HEHEH!! cyas!

FINALLY!!!

2010-02-05T23:08:00.000-08:00

Phew!!! finally got the time to recover my abandoned blog... i dunno where to begin with... mayb from my bday countdown???

it all begins on 24th nite.. where we all gathered in our 2nd home.. SOHO (used to be there every friday and saturday nite)...

when the clock hits 10pm... we all arrived and let the party begin... long story short... someone drank too much until he was forced to stay in a near by motel.. hahah!! NO!! ITS NOT ME... i have been surviving various type of alcohol waves since few year back... hahaha dat drunkard broke my bottle... =( its my tradition to bring back empty bottles of alcohol after the bday party.. hahah heres some pic of wad happened dat night..

this is the pic of the guy i mentioned... LOL!!

he was the main target for the night... we all wanted to make him drunk... and we did it well... HAHAH!!

heres a few more pix of the nite...

me making him drink more... haha!!

me.. duke.. meli and danny behind..

soho's jason showed up... LOL!!

sober of the night... hahah!!

dats all for 24-25th december 2009... next post... about work!! hahah stay tuned!

returned!

2010-01-30T11:29:00.001-08:00

been busy with work for so long... will update my blog soon.. alot to b blogged! hahaha

QUESTION OF THE WEEK...

2009-09-24T01:08:00.000-07:00

now... winnie the pooh a male or a female?? hahahha

mcb pervert!!

2009-09-11T09:01:00.000-07:00

its been awhile since i last blog... so now im gona write sumtin.. so read carefully from the start to the very end... haha

last week i read an article.. the title says "FATHER IN LAW TRIED TO RAPE DAUGHTER IN LAW"

i cut short la the story..

one day... the son went to work den the father saw the daughter in law.. still sleeping in the room.. so the father check whether the son reli left for work oredi onot.. den after checking.. he quickly ran into the room.. and tries to rape the daughter in law.. he forced the daughter in law to let him suck her tits... but after the neighbour saw dat incident.. she quickly report the police.. and the police came to arrest the rapist which is the girl's father in law (DUH!!)... at the police station..

the father in law denied dat wad he did was wrong.. until the son came to see him.. den he explained...

WHEN U WERE STILL A BABY.. I LET U SUCK MY WIFE'S TITS.. NOW I DID THE SAME TO UR WIFE.. IS IT WRONG??!! U R SO SELFISH.. I ALLOW U TO SUCK MY WIFE'S TITS.. BUT U DONT LET ME SUCK UR WIFE WAN TITS.. DIS IS SO UNFAIR...

HAHAH!!

den everyone in the room PENG.. hahahha

lame onot?? LOL!!

BB

omg...

2009-09-03T04:56:00.000-07:00

damn dis blog is dead... i dunno wad to write.. hahhaha tut!

20 RULES OF LIVING...

2009-07-26T21:26:00.000-07:00

through the years... ive learned alot from many ppl... theres 20 rules which i wana share..

1. never lie
2. never backstab
3. never mess with anyone unless u noe who they r
4. never look down on others unless u r no longer living
5. never blame others for ur mistakes
6. never delay sumtin dat has to b done
7. never ASSUME.. u will onli make an ASS out of U and ME
8. never accept wadeva jobs which u will never be able to complete
9. never show off the assets u own which is not earn by urself
10. as long as u follow the procedure of sumtin.. theres no worries of ppl blamming u
11. talk cocky when u onli and ONLI have the ability to do so
12. money is never enough
13. admit ur mistakes and learn from it
14. must be punctual
15. dont think ur r the best
16. onli let others flatter u.. dont flatter urself
17. we never stop learning
18. god gives us hands and legs to work.. not to beg
19. face wadeva problems u have rather den go hiding (for example: hiding in a room)
20. money is hard to earn.. spend wisely

yew farking basturd!!

2009-07-15T05:26:00.000-07:00

i HAD a fren... last nite.. he find his fren.. den the story starts...

*him talkin to his fren... wan sympathy ma (speaking in his standard of english.. might be even better den his.. hahah) *

i love my gf.. we very happy when together.. among gfs.. we the most happiest wan.. i am good in bed.. but my frens (im included) backstab me and tell her i not good (which none of dis is true.. i never give a flying fuck on ppl's relationship).. now make her hate me.. i sad cos i tot they were good frens (the so called fake backstabbers) but they like dis backstab me.. my heart got problem.. will die (now hes asking for sympathy) and yet all dis happen to me..

the end.. hahah dis is the fake story.. now comes the other side of the story

i hate my gf.. she is a stalker and control freak (proven on sms).. i hate fren A cos he got fast car and can buy wadeva he wan when ever he wan (dis isnt me).. i hate fren B.. cos he got alot of frens and he can get good stuff for a super cheap price.. he no money den buy cheap stuff.. and he (the guy dat wants ppl to pity him) is a virgin which act as if hes good in bed..

now den the real story ends... hahah

im kind enuf not to put his name.. but i bet most ppl oredi knew who im talking about.. heart problem?? the onli problem u have is u keep backstabbing ppl and u r paranoid.. u always backstab ppl.. dats y u think ppl backstab u back.. when ppl know the truth.. u try to RESCUE the situation by tellin more LIES which doesnt even make sense!!!

if u reli wana play and backstab more about me.. pls consider.. i have all the smses in my comp saying u wana BOM ppl's car.. forgot?? let me give u a hint.. u told me its gona b at STAR CINEPLAX dat nite.. den u wan ask ppl chop someone's hand or leg.. dis wan no nid hint la..

i can put u into the lockup anytime i wan.. so pls think properly who r u messing with.. TQ hahahah!!!

tagged by jill

2009-07-14T03:13:00.000-07:00

1. Besides your lips, where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
♥ any place.. hahah

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
♥ in mind *work work work* hahaha

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
♥ wee chung's bday?? with his frens.. which was long time ago?? 2 months ago? ahaha

4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
♥ hahahahah

5.Will you ever donate blood?
♥ depends to who..

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
♥ hahahahha

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
♥ neh.. dat stalker.. hahahah

8.What does your last text message say ?
♥ cb u always last minute change plan wan.. hahahha

9.What are you thinking right now?
♥ how to destroy the car.. hahah

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
♥ =(

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?
♥ 12.50?? mayb.. forgot..

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
♥ i have no idea.. sis bought for me..

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
♥ ahahahahha

14. 10 HOT PEOPLE to do this quiz .THIS IS an ORDER !
1.amey
2.ming
3.danny
4. zesan
5. daph
6. yvonne
7. yenru
8. kenny yeo
9. steph kho
10. anyone??

15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
♥ how the hell whud i noe dis..

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
♥ male

17. If no.7 and no.1 get together, would it be good?
♥ i have no idea

18. What is no.1 studying about?
♥ some medical thinggy??

19.when was the last time you chatted with them ?
♥ dont noe..

20. Is no. 4 single?
♥ reli dunno

21. Say something about no.2
♥ pretty?? hahah

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
♥ woohoo!! hahahah

23. Describe no.9.
♥ loves clubbing???

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?
♥ dont care.. hahahahha

25. Do you like no.8?
♥ im noy gay..

hideabean.. wadaname... wadthef*ck!

2009-07-06T03:51:00.000-07:00

i HAD a fren.. he is like the super 2 headed snake and 1 of the most lousy actor ever... hahah 1st he fren ppl.. den backstab ppl.. den sms someone backstabbing ppl.. den told the guy he didnt backstab ppl.. den go out wif other girls and told the gf how much he love her.. den after break up.. cheat ppl.. wan ppl pity him.. say he sick.. say he no frens.. haha

still figuring this question out... hahahh!!

2009-06-28T05:57:00.000-07:00

i went to a shop dis morning and saw this sign which means its open.. so i went in...

after im done.. when im still inside the shop and walking to the door.. i saw this sign which is closed at the door... so the question is...

how to get out of the place if its closed?? die!! i still dunno how and am still stuck in this shop... LOL!!

tagged

2009-06-17T04:02:00.000-07:00

1. Name 5 people you're tagging

Ming
Danny
Daphne
Kenny
Ze san

2. Describe yourself in one word.
most ppl say dat im random

3. Who would you pick, someone who really loves you or the one you love?
cincai

4. Have you ever loved someone before but never had the courage to tell them?
nope

5. What would you do if you got rejected face to face?
eeeerrrrr??? never been there.. hahah

6. God is giving you just 5 more minutes before going back to Heaven, IF you love someone special, what would you say to that special someone?
dont blame me for loving u.. god is jealous of us.. dats y he took me away from u.. hahah

7. What would you say to someone who doesn't want to believe you?
i can prove it to u

8. Was there ever a time when you tried to love someone?
ya man!!!

9. Do you have something special with you all the time?
wads so special?? everything so normal le..

10. Long distance relationship?
NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!

11. Best place to cry?
dunno..

12. Who do you love the most?
i wana sleep

13. Tell us about your dream last night.
i wana sleep

14. Ever hated someone so bad?
i wana sleep again

15. The biggest and most hurtful lie you've heard?
i no money ma...

16. The last person you had a beer with?
IPANEMA kakiS

17. The last person you went to the movies with?
dont remember

18. The last person you talked on the phone with?
office call..

19. The last person you hugged?
dunno.. i wana sleep

20. The last person you yelled at?
some guy..

21. In the last week, have you kissed someone?
no.. why?? wana gimme one?? hahah

22. Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry?
cos someone so childish..

23. If you could do anything, what would you do?
get anything and everything i want...

24. If you could have an all expense paid trip, where would you go?
JAPAN!!!

25. Are you old-fashioned?
sometimes

26. What would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
i wana sleep..

27. Five facts about you.

always lecture ppl
always tired
speed
crazy
arrogant

28. Five facts that scares you.

pain
smelly stuff
dirty stuff
nerds
faggots

29. Two songs that has been playing in your head lately.

my lips like sugar
kiss me thru the phone

30. Five things you treasure in your life.

myself
money
cars
food
drinks

sundays!! / the legendary 1 hand drifter is now mr no brake lights...

2009-06-10T09:17:00.000-07:00

the motorsports are now getting more and more active nowadays in kch.. and dats GOOD NEWS to me.. hahah! heres wad we do every sunday on someone's car...

the legendary 1 hand drifter..

mr 1 hand drifter is happy playing grip now.. cos drifts are too boring.. hahah!!

the car with very little brake lights and cause ppl to crash.. hahah!!

long time no wash...

2009-06-10T09:06:00.000-07:00

ppl ard me noes how much i love my cars... i wash it twice a day.. b4 i leave house.. and when i reach home from work.. but now.. i have not drive and wash the car for??? 1 month? hahah so i decided to make it like it monster since i have other cars to drive to work hahaha.. in mandarin is.. ZHAN!!!! hahaha 1st step is to paint the door panel black.. not normal black.. but FLAT BLACK!! hahaha so now my 100 will b a super fast track car.. WOOHOO!!! burn my wallets!!

after dat.. the body work.. i used... SANDPAPER to polish the car... and ppl was shock of the results.. hahah heres some pix..

before..

during the process..

done!! with glass like finish.. see the reflection of the tree??

see how my side mirror reflects??? hahah

health~ my medication like suga.. my medication like suga.. haha

2009-06-10T08:59:00.000-07:00

last month i went to see the doctor cos im had a flu.. and the prob starts when the doc checked my blood pressure and he was super shocked.. LOL!!! my blood pressure was 160/100 (top/bottom) and dat was way too dangerous.. i can faint or jam anytime of the day.. so currently im on medications.. but dat wont stop me from drinking and heading to the club!!! YEA!!! hahahah

in the clinic lying on the bed

my meds like suga.. my meds like suga... ahahah!!! the medications i have to take everyday...

wad!?

2009-06-03T07:23:00.000-07:00

owh kay!!! comp is rebult and can b used oredi... the comp currently is computerized by JIN (the one who repairs it).. hahah.. now can blog but... my back very painful.. motorsports does cause backpain.. due to few weeks of fast laps in stadium.. my whole back turned super pain... is the pain worth it?? i dunno.. hahah!!! dats all for now... byez peepz!

busy?? no new post?? updates??

2009-05-25T18:07:00.000-07:00

actually im not dat busy.. but my comp spoild.. so i dont have a comp to blog unless.... i blog in the office like wad im doin now.. but im lazy.. ahahah!!!

how to check whether its a male toilet or a female toilet

2009-05-17T18:02:00.000-07:00

male toilet - most guys never flush
female toilet - always clean

hahahah!!!

someone told me dis

2009-05-05T02:35:00.000-07:00

a girl would fake an orgasm just to maintain the relationship.. a guy would fake the entire relationship just for an orgasm... WTF!!?? hahahah

tagged by amey again...

2009-05-05T02:23:00.001-07:00

Upload your favorite picture and answer the question below.

Why did you choose the photo?
because some maniac wana bring my fren there for 5 minutes last nite.. hahah

When was the last time you ate pizza?
when is the last time u ate pizza?? hahah

The last song you've listen too?
kiss thru the phone - soulja boy

What are you doing beside answering this tag?
i miss U!! hahahah dont say me siaw.. crazy.. sot or take wrong med..

Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
i onli allow 1 person to call me CARROT.. hahahah

Tag 6 person, the following questions are related to them.

Ming
Nic
Zesan
Danny
Daph
Kenny

Who is number 1?
some girl who lives near me??

No.3 has a relationship with?
i seriously have no idea..

Say something about number 5.
long time no see??

How about number 4?
he is fat and onli stares at his hp when out wif frens..

Who is number 2?
6655??

Say something to number 6.
TAE-KWON-DO!!!

DIE!!

2009-04-24T10:02:00.000-07:00

yupp.. my bro in law rang puspakom for me.. den theres bad news... my car is black listed and if i go JPJ or meet them on the road.. they will compound my car.. si lo chi pai!!! hahahah

hehehe~ dorifto?

2009-04-21T09:55:00.001-07:00

dis is wad happen when u drift like a king.. hahah

haha nice onot?? very handsome le... LOL! dis is 2nd set dis month.. last week i exploded 1 of the tyres.. and it onli takes less den 10 minutes to do so.. must change them b4 exploding again.. haha so happy.. LOL!

VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

2009-04-19T09:11:00.000-07:00

went shishaING den photoshooting session for my car... hahaha heres some pix..

entering chinatown..

the car made me look so small..

100 parking lot?? haha

GIANT!!

rules r meant to b broken...

shiny!

my car wears a cap and drinks like me... someone forgot to dispose the bottle last nite after drifting so i used it for this photo.. haih~

Toyota Racing Development!!

hmm??

Indian Street

tagged by EH MI LEAH (Amey!!!) hahaha

2009-04-19T02:56:00.000-07:00

Three Things That I Love:
Cars
Dogs
HAWT chic

Three People Who Make Me Laugh
Friends
Buddies
Myself hahah

Three Things I Hate
Veggy
Losers
Drifters wanabe

Three Things I Don't Understand
Some girls
Some guys
Watchmen (its a movie btw)

Three Things I'm Doing Right Now
On bed
Doing this tag
Thinking where to go tonite

Three Things I Wanna Do Before I Die
Make myself well known (DONE!)
Get married and have kids
Be rich

Three Things I Can Do
Drift
Drink
Pang sai(daily) hahah

Three Ways to Describe My Personality
Crazy
Daring
Protective

Three Things I Can't Do
Stay away from the comp
Live without my car
Stop mocking ppl

Three Person I Want To Tag
Daph
Ze san
Kenny

I GUESS.. U SAY.. WAD CAN MAKE ME FEEL DIS WAY!! LOCATIONS!! hahah

2009-04-17T10:00:00.000-07:00

ok... heres the rule.. u see the pic of each location and try to guess where it is.. no cheating... answer will b at the bottom...

1.road to gunung gading
2.gunung gading waterfall
3.my road.. ahaha
4.happy valley
5.swinburne

hahah..

IN OFFICE BLOG!!!

2009-04-14T23:15:00.000-07:00

im now in office.. ntg to do eh.. so open blogspot and start writing my god damn stupid lame post.. its now 2.30.. but i'll b leaving work ard 3 or 4.. nice onot?? hahaha hokkien say tiok LIAK CHUA!! hahaha bb i sleep 1st.. haha swinburne cafe for drinks anyone?? hahah

wtf??

2009-04-13T10:01:00.000-07:00

im starting to get used to the work life.. so nice.. was paid to go meet ppl and spin ard.. LOL! OMG!!! 1 week.. 2 cars coming.. AFSHYN U LOSE LIAW!! hahaha.. my responsiblities are getting higher.. maintain so many cars.. pay car installment.. CB AH!! i onli 20 dis year.. wan me die ah.. hahah nvm.. as long can win AFSHYN happy liaw.. such a boring post.. just wana blog cos have not update for a long time.. tired.. bb sleep..

work ING

2009-03-14T22:53:00.000-07:00

been working for 1 week + liaw... its like very very weird.. everyday i walk into the office... i see a glass which reflects me.. i look at myself as another person.. wearing formal.. neat.. everyday i have to wake up early just to prepare myself for work.. i feel different.. as if im a 27 year old guy.. hahah

WOO!!!

2009-03-08T21:27:00.000-07:00

have not been blogging for quite some time cos im bz wif my work.. im currently working and i've quitted swinburne.. LOL!! my car is done liaw!! later i go drive back.. sunday.. SUPER SUNDAY!!! hahah

BOOOMM!!!

2009-02-17T02:47:00.001-08:00

i BOOOMMED!! my engine long time ago.. causeing smokes and fire on the engine.. was told by my parents to tow the car to the workshop by dis week.. i see got time onot 1st..

to do list

wiring
valve cover gasket
spark plug tube seal
clutch
racing flywheel
axle
new engine oil
aircond
interior

WOOO!!! NO MONEY!

OH!!??? apa ni??

2009-02-11T23:57:00.000-08:00

WTF is this??

WASEH!! so SHINY!!

EH WAIT!!!

JEE BUY!! ITS BLACK!!

BLEKED!!!

BLEK AND SHAINI!!

hahahahahha!!

MY NEW WISHLIST..

2009-02-04T01:43:00.000-08:00

aiyak!! 2009 liaw.. so for dis year.. i wan... *takes long breath*

new drift car
new engine for my current car (old engine for sale "0-100kmh in +-6seconds")
new interior for my current car
new rims for my current car (old rims for sale "japanese light weight rims")
new undercarriage for my current car
change my kancil engine
add sunroof to my kancil
change my kancil wan color
make more money from working as a boss
drink more alcohol
sleep more
go on a holiday

last of all i also wan a gf..
wait i do promotion.. "GF WANTED!! BONUS = A LOUSY AND USELESS BF".. hahahah!!

ADVICES... IM NOT RELI EMO NOW LA...

2009-02-03T08:55:00.000-08:00

visited kenny sia's blog.. and again its about relationship problems... so i just wana say.. if u love someone.. make sure u dont give him/her all of u.. bcos when they leave u.. u will go bonkus AND emo AND moody AND will b swimming the a pool full of alcohol AND spend money like hell AND keep sleeping and dont feel like waking up AND feel like dying AND everything u do feels meaningless AND when u see her wif another guy.. u will wana hit the guy AND eat him AND bite him AND sabo him AND ask ppl to bom him and so on la...

BUT...

if u dont give the person u love to the fullest.. den they say u dont like them.. so u can start from the "u will go...." from the 1st paragraph i wrote just now again without much pain compared to when u give them all of u...

DAMN IM BULLSHITTING HERE!!

bye bye... hahhaha

1:54am 02/02/09 and BREAKFAST TIME!!!

2009-02-01T09:53:00.000-08:00

just came back from thong's house... GAMBLE!!! (win).. den i say i chia all ppl eat but they all refuse bcos its oredi so late and everyone is restless.. so all went back... when i reach home.. felt abit hungry so i went to the kitchen and fix myself some AMERICAN BREAKFAST cos its oredi morning and morning must have BREAKFAST.. 1am+... so i fried eggs and sausages den shower.. den after shower.. i brought the food into my room and EAT EAT EAT!!! den i too bored so i took pics of the surroundings of my room.. hahaha heres the pix...

HALF WAY EATING!!

ALMOST DONE!!!

DONE EATING!!! (1.50am)

FULL TANK AFTER THE FOOD AND 2 CANES OF CHRYSANTHEMUM TEA..

hahahahahahah!! bye!

CNY updates...

2009-01-30T23:59:00.000-08:00

BOO!!! no car.. so nid lend from sis..

note: this pic is from last year's CNY.. the BMW at the back gone liaw.. hahah

1st day.. went visiting relatives until early in the afternoon... went visiting frens after dat.. den at nite went jason's house GAMBLE ROUND 1!!! (neutral)den put nic home.. den suddenly chris called.. say go ee feng house.. den GAMBLE ROUND 2!! (win).. went back ard 5am sumtin

2nd day.. woke up at 12 sumtin.. grandma bday.. alot of relatives at my house having lunch.. went ah thong house see lion dance.. went aaron's house during the afternoon.. den another fren den GAMBLE ROUND 3!!! (win.. went back shower/rest den go out visit nic wan fren den went eric's house GAMBLE ROUND 4!! (win).. den go another place in bintawa to GAMBLE ROUND 5!! (lose).. den went to steven's house.. GAMBLE ROUND 6!! (win).. hahah!!

3rd day.. woke up and went ah cui's house wif jason and nic.. den after dat.. we went siaw chabo's house.. was suppose to go dennis's house.. but we were late.. so we direct go jason's house.. they played mahjong and i on9.. after dat we went KFC eating SUPER BIG BUCKET of chicken... selepas itu.. i went home bcos jason them wan go watch movie.. but it turns out full... so nic went to pick me up to go core.. drink drink drink.. i almost peng.. did vomit.. (dis day no gamble.. hahah)

4th day.. whole day at home until late afternoon.. received sms saying jason wan go watch movie... den i folo lo.. den alan sms me say got GAMBLE ROUND 7!! at his house... so b4 movie.. we went and played... won movie and gotten ourselves free movie tickets.. went back after movie.. i WIN ALOT MORE ard 200 bucks there.. den when the luck left me.. i LOST all including all the money in my wallet.. =( sad...

5th day.. woke up and received sms from nic say wan go jason house GAMBLE ROUND 8!!! NO MONEY HOW TO GAMBLE??(lost all the nite b4).. JADI.. saya pegi beli reload coupon for my wallet.. RM100.. LOL! then baru we went... played and i won.. 2 bucks and 4 pieces of chicken drumsticks.. hahah went home.. shower.. rest.. shower again.. and jason came to pick me.. go happy valley cos got some event there.. so we drink drink drink drink... den went spinning ard town.. travillion packed wif radio car(police car).. WTF!!?? BARZING GOT PPL FIGHTING!! WOO!!!.. we spin spin spin.. see see see.. den go home... on the way to my house.. at jln song.. police stop jason.. say he didnt buckle the seatbelt.. and i who was at the back also fail to do so.. den they asked for KOPI O KAW!!! den let us go... i went back.. eat.. shower.. sleep... BOOM!!!!

today is oredi day 6.. haven end so i dunno wads gona happen later.. lol.. will update in few days time.. BAI BAI!!!

IM A FAILURE TO THE TAN FAMILY

2009-01-22T21:22:00.000-08:00

everyone in the family is a successful person. except for me... look at my siblings.. my sister used to work for a big company wif big salary.. and is married to someone rich and useful... my brother.. works for a well known bank.. will also a big salary.. and have a perfect other half to complete him.. both of them graduate with degree certificates... WAD ABOUT ME!!?? im just a failure... i fail all the way since i was in high school.. i cant even pass my foundation in swinburne.. loner.. and onli noe how to spend money and dunno how to appreciate everything else around me.. dat makes me very sad.. how can i face my family members.. this is why i asked them to send me away to somewhere far.. and try to study wad i reli interested in....

a MV of 2 frens fighting over a girl...

2009-01-22T11:05:00.000-08:00

i cant imagine dat this kinda of thing reli happens in real life...

I'VE FINALLY MADE MY DECISIONS...

2009-01-21T23:24:00.000-08:00

after days of emoing... drinking and getting drunk.. ive made my decision.. i plan to go away from kuching to study automotive engineering... as far as possible.. i have always think dat i must stay in kch.. cos theres too many things i cant let go off.. now i just noticed dat.. i have ntg... in this case.. ive planned to resit my accountin paper and pass... graduate foundation and leave kuching as soon as possible.. the life in kch for me is just a pain in the ass.. i might also be losing the one i love for the 3rd time.. which makes me feel like a loser.. all those times.. my parents give me wadeva i wan.. this is when the real thing starts.. not everything we wish for will come true in real life.. my parents freezed my pocket money and stop repairing my car and want me to stay at home and can only drive a lousy kancil because of my snoobish and selfish attitude.. they wan me to think how hard it is to earn money because they dont want me to grow up to b an useless guy which can onli depend on them..

i reli hope dat the decisions i made this time is correct...

THE REAL SHIT KICKS IN IN 5 MORE DAYS!!!

2009-01-20T22:40:00.000-08:00

this is the chinese zodiac for 2009.. im born in the snake year.. so i will just post everything about the snake year onli.. as u all noe.. this is a chinese zodiac.. so it onli will be accurate startin from the 1st day of CNY...

hahah.. for more info.. pls visit http://www.moonslipper.com/chinese.html

The Snake

Intelligent and highly intuitive are two of the Snake’s many fine qualities. He makes an amusing and romantic friend with a definite flirtatious streak. When challenged or criticised he can be a sore loser. The Snake is very lucky with money and is fond of the odd bet or two. He is quick-witted and enjoys reading, music and occasionally the paranormal side of life.

Forecast for 2009 For the Snake, 2009 will be quite fast-paced and demanding and they will need to remain flexible and positive to enjoy it. Romance features strongly and for the single Snake, this could be the year to start a serious relationship. Financially, impulse buys should be kept under control and risks should be minimised. 2009 will be an excellent year for self-discovery and reviewing recreational interests and hobbies. April to June will present great social opportunities and new friendships. October and November will shine on the work front.

Interesting Snake Facts
Zodiac Stone: Opal
Special Flower: Passionflower
Best Hours: 9-11 am
Season: Spring
Horoscope Colors: Brown Gold, Green

time to grow up...

2009-01-19T01:22:00.000-08:00

im turning 20 end of this year.. and where am i heading to?? i should start thinking about my future.. try to think further.. and set targets.. try to achieve all of them.. was so fckin emo yesterday due to problems.. been hurtin and makin ppl angry and sad whole day which i think im very childish and foolish.. i have to learn how to overcome my problems.. stop acting like an asshole.. and stop makin ppl feel angry and sad.. a million apologies to those i have hurt..

sorry~

very very very very very very very very very very very SORRY..

2009-01-18T10:21:00.000-08:00

due to my bad mood and unconcious mind.. i made someone angry and unhappy.. i would like to say SORRY and i promise it will never happen again.. pls accept my apologies...

I WISH TO BE HAPPY!!!

2009-01-17T23:31:00.000-08:00

i reli wish to b happy

but everything seems wrong.... making me feel like crying

when all of us were small... innocent.. simple thinking... everything seems easy.. we live life without any worries..

as we grow older and wiser... smart.. we think of our future.. everything seems complicated.. now everyday we live.. is a burden

when the time comes... theres alot to think of in every single way.. where ever we go.. we think of alot of things..

for example.. our love ones... financial.. and many others..

BUT!!! i reli do think.. most of us are suffering more in love rather den financial.. money isnt reli dat hard to earn.. all u nid is to be hardworking.. love on the other hand has a very complicated meaning.. it means alot of things.. even if we r hardworking.. the one u love will not neccesary love u back.. we can have a steady income because our salaries and allowances are always fixed and are always received at the end/beginning of the month .. love is different.. one month has 31 days.. in the 31 days.. everything can change.. and the outcome is always different everyday..

how envy it is to see those ppl who r in relationship.. so loving.. caring.. happy which reminds me dat im so lonely.. its like.. ur playin a game without any players or bots in it.. see how boring dat is.. and dats the feeling im having now.. everyday i dont feel like gettin out of bed.. bcos.. everything i do.. i'll still b doin it alone and all by myself.. i rather sleep and dream bcos onli dreams can make me happy.. the real world sux alot...

speaking of relationships.. sometimes its hard to maintain it because the couple dunno how to satisfy each other.. doesnt mean wad the guy does.. the girl will like.. or the opposite.. which leads to arguements and quarreling that can lead to breakups or worse..

guys who keep concerning their partners are said to be a control freak who doesnt trust them.. dats not wad guys think of when they do dat.. they do trust their partners 110%!!! its just they are worried about the ppl surrounding their partners.. whether it will harm their innocent partners or not..

girls are different.. i understand they do not like to b controlled... but they must also noe y we guys do dat.. we guys cant afford to lose you.. like i said b4... i have alot of money.. but i cant afford to lose u.. because money cant buy u who r the onli 1 in the whole world.. i cant find other you!!

dont get mad if one of the partners show an angry face because they r jealous... one shud b thankful dat the partner show their jealousy because they reli concern about you...

if it doesnt work out.. just make sure.. if u wan him/her to b happy... let her do wadeva she wants dat can make her happy.. and dat includes if they have to b wif another person.. but if she reli do think dat u r still the best for her.. she will come back to u and give u another chance..

lets talk about parents... i noe they face problems in their work.. but its so unfair.. its not onli them who have problems.. we as their children do have problems of our own.. they dont reli understand.. dats y we nid frens.. some topics cant b discussed wif our parents.. we nid frens who reli understand bcos we have the same thinking due to our similar age.. i go home when the sun almost rise everyday... why?? is it bcos im a bad kid and like to go clubbing or do drugs?? NO!! i dont even smoke.. how the hell im suppose to do drugs?? i just dont feel happy at home.. looking at them.. they seem so stress due to their work.. they give us unhappy faces dat can make us unhappy too...

thats all i have to say for now.. i gotta admit.. i almost cry while posting this blog.. this is how painful life is.. sry if any of the words in this post had offended the readers.. i have to say.. if i die now.. i leave ntg but regrets..

thanks for readin this very very boring post.. i hope u ppl out there will understand..

BYE BYE WORLD!!!

simple post

2009-01-14T01:53:00.000-08:00

played badminton
sprain ankle
ankle swollen
cripple
blue black
now better
can walk
run

conclusion = TOMORO BADMINTON!!!

hahah

whittay!

2009-01-09T09:38:00.000-08:00

its been quite sometimes since i last blog. now i wana update on my car. heres some pix

100 UPDATES

2008-09-25T22:07:00.000-07:00

this wan is my car wan condition now lo... i think shud b done in 3 weeks time la... nah.. the pictures..

WANG HANG DREK!!! (one hundred 100)

2008-08-29T04:58:00.000-07:00

neh.. dis wan my current car picture lo.. very sexy wan... naked wan... everything also dont have... dis baru call rebuild ma.. wan play car.. play kau kau ma.. play half half.. dont play wan... where got ppl dis days install exhaust nia.. change engine la.. if can.. change everything la.. tiok boi?? call u dont luan luan modify car liaw.. u heard tiok these sensitive words... for those to think im talking bout them.. cincai lo..

RANDOM RANDOM...

2008-08-26T19:46:00.001-07:00

as u all noe dat ive been driving a lil kancil for almost 5 months due to the time used to rebuilt my 100.. i noe dat alot of ppl miss my car alot hahahah.. i decided.. after the car is done.. i will just keep it at home as show car.. lazy to drive cars dat attract police.. the car is no where near done.. its onli like 2% done..

THINGS LEFT TO BE DONE

1. putty
2. paint
3. interior
4. super dark tints
5. engine
6. undercarriage
7. rims
8. audio
9. stickers

all these takes time but i guarantee u ppl.. this car will b done by 1xth September.. ahhaha will post the the current pic of my car when i have time..

BYE!!!!! (p.s.. comp spoile cant reli blog.. so my blog will b like a block.. no updates for some times)

DANNY'S SPECIAL TECHNIQUE TO AVOID SEEING SUMTIN DURING HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL

2008-08-14T07:59:00.000-07:00

walau.. just now nic and i went to pick danny.. den ah.. when danny walk out from the house ah.. i tot danny is superman u noe onot.. cos he no specs... den i found out just now y he no specs liaw... he said he broke it.. which was true... bcos ah.. without his specs.. he see think blur blur wan... den ah at nite.. he canot see anything lo.. blur blur chin.. so is ppl or 'GOOD FREN' he also dunno lo.. clever leh him.. but le.. u noe la.. danny so hiaw (cheeky/horny) he broke his specs... and den he wan see girls... canot see.. blame who?? LOL!!! dat is all la.. bai bai all.. help me suan (mock) danny pls.. kamsia kau kau!! hahah

I FOUND OUT SUMTIN

2008-08-11T23:03:00.000-07:00

celaka blogspot.. how come canot make the words got color ki.. wtf ah... now my blog will be so boring without the colors... shit man.. now my blog will be like danny's blog ah.. u noe dat lame blog onot??

danny's link.... http://mvml07.blogspot.com/ = lame..

DUNNO!!

2008-08-11T21:19:00.000-07:00

LAZY WANA BLOG LA...

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!

2008-07-29T05:37:00.000-07:00

haih~ im so broke.. i no money liaw.. i think its time to let go of my car, 100. im downgrading to a smaller car.. haih.. help me choose pls..

Option 1 - MRS

Option 2 - MR2

Option 3 - RX7

which one u ppl choose?? haih.. poor ppl is like dis wan la.. nid drive small cars.. canot drive big big VIP cars liaw.. sien

hahahha!!!

OMG!!! ITS A TAG FROM DAPH...

2008-07-27T09:44:00.000-07:00

1. Where is your cell phone? infront of me... the other is on top of my table
2. Your significant other? is my significant other
3. Your hair? MESSAY!!!
4. Your mother? sleep
5. Your father? is outstation
6. Your favourite thing? something
7. Your dream last night? canot tell.. XD
8. Your favorite drink? 100 plus
9. Your dream/goal? to bcom a rich guy.. LOL!!
10. The room you’re in? my japanese room haha..
11. Your hobby? anything dat makes me happy
12. Your fear? GOD.. haha
13. Where do you want to be in 6 year? my big garden wif my wife and kid(s).. LOL!
14. What you’re not? rich.. aahahah
15. Muffins? no thank you.. eaten oredi... hahaha
16. One of your wish list items? someone... LOL!
17. Where you grew up? Kuching
18. The last thing you did? typed the answer for question 16
19. What are you wearing? shorts
20. Favorite gadget? watches
21. Your pets? gave away
22. Your computer? infront of me
23. Your mood? wads ur mood if u r having stomach ache??
24. Missing someone? =D did u sneeze??
25. Your car? celebrating its 3rd month in the workshop
26. Something you’re not wearing? shirt
27. Favourite store? i dunno
28. Like someone? =D
29. Your favorite color? black and white..
30. When is the last time you laughed? just now
31. Last time you cried? dont remember..

okok.. now i go pangsai..

go tag urself!! hahah

THE DESPERATE BACHELOR

2008-07-22T21:37:00.000-07:00

PRESENTING!!!!

MR DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!!

my fren here very desperate!! lets play a game... any nice looking girls who are willing to have sex wif this guy will get RM5000 cash.. if nobody willing to claim this.. then he wont worth more den RM5000..

DEDICATED TO DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!

2008-07-18T05:03:00.000-07:00

(click on image to enlarge)

eh danny!! u so fat.. still wan say ppl fat.. next time u call ppl fatty.. ppl tot u talking to urself ah.. ahhahah.. dont blame ppl just bcos u too fat and cant get laid.. LOL!

FTW!!!

2008-07-18T04:52:00.000-07:00

u rather ur gf pastering u or ur children ???

if u choose gf.. PLS WEAR PROTECTION hahhaha!!!

WTF!!!

2008-07-18T04:44:00.000-07:00

after the exam result is out...

someone: eh.. hows ur result!!?? u sure can wan la..
100: shit la. dont ask liaw la!!
someone: wad happened!!??
100: nid waste money liaw dis time...
someone: u fail!!?? impossible le..
100: haih.. NID WASTE MONEY GO DEGREE LIAW!!!
someone: nabeh kheng quang!!

=.=" hahhaah

BOY VS GIRL

2008-07-13T09:17:00.000-07:00

haha.. the advantages of being a boy or girl.. im gona start wif boy 1st

ADVANTAGES (BOY)

1. can go out till late nite
2. wont get pregnant
3. can do wad girl can do (boys can pee while they are sitting)
4. get more assets than daughters when parents passed away
5. strong and powerful

okok.. time for girl

ADVANTAGES (GIRL)

1. bf brings her everywhere
2. no nid to pay for stuff during dates
3. sit there doin ntg and being wooed (boys woo girls ma)
4. have the privilage to take money from boys without working (some girls do dat hahah)
5. can order boys ard (if pretty la.. LOL!!)

see.. see.. bye i go out liaw.. hahahah

I NOE ITS NOT FUNNY!!! BUT...

2008-07-11T03:30:00.001-07:00

hey.. wonder y i didnt update?? the answer is because i start playing a mobster game call... i dunno the name but heres the link.. www.exmafia.com.. find me in there.. its kinda fun.. danny is such a pussy in dat game.. he cant even win a girl.. LOL! bb everybody!!

LISTEN TO ME!!!

2008-07-07T08:45:00.001-07:00

Ok.. let me being my saying that.. MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION (the guy on top) here argues that dogs are not men's best fren.. i understand y u said dat MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION .. dont argue liaw.. i understand. wad im about to write in here is ur answer to my question...

THIS IS BECAUSE MR HENGSEM LENGSER WILALUTION OWNS A BITCH (as shown above) AND NOT A DOG!!! so in ur mind.. BITCHES ARE MEN'S BEST FREN COS IT HAS 6 NIPPLES AND U LIKE TO SQUEEZE EACH AND EVERYONE OF IT!!

ps. CALL U DONT ARGUE WIF ME LIAW DANNY!!! GO PLAY WIF UR BITCH~ ahhahahah

MY BEST FREN IS A DOG!!!

2008-07-05T11:15:00.001-07:00

my best fren is a dog.. cos dogs are men's best fren... LOL!!! for those ppl who think dat im talking about them.. good la.. u noe u r a dog.. so next time try to b a man.. hahahah

YES I LIKE!!!

2008-07-02T06:28:00.000-07:00

WALAU EH!!!! u bring dis guy in ur car.. sure low low khap khap wan ah!! hahah

New theory...

2008-07-01T03:55:00.000-07:00

bikes are already fast... if u wana add more stability.. add a fatty.. if u wan more power.. add beans and a pylon shove up to the fatty's ass...

so the mathematical calculation would be

bike + fatty + beans and pylon = TURBO BIKE!!

YUP!! its always the same..

2008-06-30T04:41:00.000-07:00

One fine afternoon.. too bored (holiday mah!!) .. so i watched movie.. sumtin bout the chinese swordman movie.. den... i found out that i've learned sumtin new.. haha here goes..

Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky and will usually be killed by enemies when the hero is young and the hero will become an orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manages to catch his breath and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his head and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and across distances without any sweat. But when traveling to towns and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have gold and silversmith them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as sitting down cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming out from the head.

7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves and waistband and never drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold and silver ingots)

heehe... learned sumtin new yet??

HAIH!!!

2008-06-28T04:29:00.000-07:00

dis afternoon went to stadium to play the track there.. my theory was wrong after all.. i tot cars would be stable after picking up and slammin a fatty into the car.. but i was wrong.. after putting a fatty in the car.. the car went slower.. sad sad.. haih~ LOL!

ADUH!!! finish exam liaw

2008-06-26T22:13:00.001-07:00

dis morning.. omg... IT2 exam.. last exam.. after im done wif my papers.. i hand it in.. and i walk out the room and

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! with my eyes closed

and when i open my eyes... I WENT BACK TO THE 1st DAY OF EXAM which was 4 days ago!! SCREW U HIRO NAKAMURA FOR LETTING ME DO WAD U DO BEST!!! travel thru time..

LOL!

haih.. just another lame joke.. ntg funny~ nid to mock danny chung chou hsien den got feel.. LOL!

LIKE DAT ALSO CAN!!?? ahahahHAHA

2008-06-25T20:14:00.000-07:00

one fine day in a shopping mall...

promoter: come come come!! today our company, Bosim (ciplak punya osim) launch our new weighing machine.. very accurate wan.. no bluff u wan!! come come come!!

girl: really dat accurate ah?? so it sure will know my real weight lo.. wa ma si (die lo me)..

promoter: really wan.. no bluff u.. if not accurate.. i give u discount ah!!

girl: if not accurate.. gimme discount also duwan buy ah!!

promoter: dont like dis ma.. give face try... pls??

girl: duwan la.. paiseh.. LOL!!

promoter: ntg wan.. i no see.. nobody see.. how can they know ur weight..

girl: ya ho!! ok la.. i try..

when the girl hops up the weighing machine.. a loud robotic sound says.. u weigh xxxKG!!!

HAhahahAH!!!! the promoter quickly ran hiding for dat girl.. LOL!!

LAME HO?? LAME HO?? LOL!!

Dont Work Hard... Work Smart Instead.. XD

2008-06-24T21:56:00.000-07:00

Nic, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Nic: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Nic: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Nic approaches Bill Gates.

Nic: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Nic: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Nic goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Nic: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Nic: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok" This is how business is done!!

EXAMS jokes!!! AHhHAHA~

2008-06-24T04:59:00.000-07:00

one fine day in sch before the exam starts...

ah kau: aiti.. u not scared meh.. y u so calm wan.. sart chin!!!

ah ngiau: final exam nia ma.. scared wad.. i did a million times before ah..(continue smoking)

ah kau: (admiring) walau.. i wish to be u.. so calm and cool even during final exam..

ah ngiau: NABEH!!! suan (mock) me.. i sat for almost a million times of final exams bcos i always repeat (fail) ah!!!

WAHPIANG!!!!!!!!!! *everybody faint*

WTF!!! HAHHAHA!!!

2008-06-23T06:06:00.001-07:00

add instant horsepower to ur car??? bring a horse in ur car!! LOL!!

wana be alone?? easy lah dis wan!! use danny's perfume!! hahahaHAHA!!

wan ur car to b low low and sport?? bring a 100+kg guy in ur car.. hahaha
FYI, for those who wan their cars to look lower... bring more fatty!! AHHaHAhaHA

THE REASON WHY I CAN SHOOT ALVIN WIJAYA AND RYNALDI...

2008-06-22T01:33:00.000-07:00

An Indonesian, and a Malaysian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian . He says "In Kch we have so many Indon that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

WAPIANG EH MY EYES BURNING!!!!

2008-06-21T05:43:00.000-07:00

This is the handsome owner of the LENGSER WILALUTIONZ.. i paint his face so ppl dunno is him.. dont worry DANNY CHUNG CHOU HSIEN!!! they wont recognise u... oooppppsss... did i just shout his name?? LOL!!! ENJOY PEEPSS!!!

WALAU!! I SO HAPPY!!! I SIT SPORT CAR JUST NOW!!!

2008-06-20T22:35:00.000-07:00

LENGSER WILALUTION VII

toady i very happy cos i sit sport car... a 1.5 litre auto engine... WOW!!! not onli dat.. got VIP rims ah.. XD

HUNDREDs

2008-06-20T04:25:00.001-07:00

super car
Super GT car
K-Kar
VIP car
STUPID CAR

these are 100s... y i like 100?? cos my car is KM100Q LOL!!!

The first stupid post

2008-06-20T04:17:00.001-07:00

jaga u danny.. always mock ppl.. wait till one day ppl mock u back den u noe the feeling... HAHAHA

ACADEMIC WRITING REVISION ON BLOG

2008-06-20T03:43:00.000-07:00

ACADEMIC WRITING TASK 6 ( OUTLINE ON A BLOG )

Topic: Why should my blog have only one joke a day?

Thesis Statement: My blog should be kept simple in order to let ppl understand and to stop them from falling asleep when reading.

Body

Point 1: Simple
Support- blogs should be kept simple for readers to understand with no problems

Point 2: Fast
Support- readers are able to read this blog with only a little time needed

Point 3: Convinient
Support- readers can read this blog without scrolling up and down

Conclusion: My blog will be kept simple because the title is a joke a day keeps the doctors away...

and now i will start enhancing my blog before starting any further posts...

INTRODUCTION.. (as usual la!!)

2008-06-20T03:35:00.000-07:00

this blog is done up by me aka Baron... its to state the daily happenings in my life. there will only be one joke a day just to keep it simple.. its also to fill my empty schedule and make ppl fall off from their chairs.. for those who r on bed.. they will roll of their beds.. and last of all.. when im goin to die.. i will be able to say "I'VE BLOGGED BEFORE SUCKERSS!!!" to those who dont blog.. haha.. enjoy